World of Warcraft (Vanilla)
2004–2007 · MC, Ony, BWL, ZG, AQ20, AQ40, Naxx40
I was Deruvid, Balance druid on Blackhand · TBC thru Legion
Guild turbo-chicken. All-day Kara clears. Naxx25. Also shoutout to the Rapture fam.
I was Masflow, Troll Mage on Kalecgos · Vanilla/TBC
I used to PVP twink at the end of Vanilla. And Raid with a hunter named Gator, a girl (priest)?, and some other guys always in ventrilo back in the day.
Looking for Shagrath on Blackhand · Vanilla
We were guildies who had a lot of fun together and often joked about a [Mageweave Thong].
Looking for Marlboro the fisherman on Lightninghoof · Vanilla/TBC
You were obsessed with fishing and ran the entire fishing economy on our server. It was hilarious. Would love to reconnect.
I was Fenwick, undead rogue on Mal'Ganis, 2005–2010
<Death Row> then <Nurfed> for a bit. Ganked in STV more than I raided. If you remember a rogue who would /dance after every kill in Tarren Mill — that was me, and I'm sorry. Rolling Forever PvP realm.
The gnome mage on Proudmoore who gave a level 12 hunter 10 gold in 2005
You were standing outside the Goldshire inn and I asked how to get to Westfall. You gave me 10g, a stack of water, and told me 'don't spend it on the grey items.' I've been chasing that feeling for twenty years. I don't actually know your name — pink pigtails, frostbolt spam. I put 'Frostbolt' because it's all I have.
Ashkandi — Kazzak EU — my AV premade partner, winter 2006
We ran AV every night for a month trying to hit Grand Marshal before the honor patch. You were a Swedish warrior with a Lok'delar you were very proud of. I moved to Australia, lost my account to a keylogger and never found you again.
<vodka> Alterac Mountains — old trial who never made it past Kel'Thuzad
I was a trial for three weeks in 2006 and got cut after wiping us on Four Horsemen. No hard feelings. Watching you guys race Death and Taxes was the best part of my senior year.
I was Grimtotem, tauren druid on Tichondrius, 2004–2008
First character, first mount at 40 on a Friday night in January. Raided MC with <Tempest> and healed BWL in a bear form set because nobody told me. Forever Hardcore, obviously.
Nihilus — Ravencrest EU — our raid leader who moved to Norway
You ran <Eclipse> like a ship captain. Loot council, mandatory consumables, a 45-minute speech before every Naxx night. You said you were moving for work and we'd 'stay in touch on MSN.' We did not. I want to hear the speech again.
I was Nightsong, night elf druid on Silvermoon EU, 2005–2011
Innervate on cooldown, always on the wrong mage. Levelled with a Scottish warlock called Pox for three years and then he vanished after Cata launch. If you're out there, Pox, I still have your Onyxia bag.
Kelthrax — Blackrock — we duelled outside Orgrimmar until the servers went down
Every night for the summer of 2005. Warlock vs warlock. You beat me 200 times and let me win once, on my birthday, and then pretended you hadn't. I've never told anyone that.
I was Brightwater, dwarf priest in <Death and Taxes> on Korgath
Not one of the famous ones. I did dispels on Loatheb and stood in the right spot for two years. If you were there you know how much that was worth. Forever Normal realm, Alliance, same name.
<Nurfed> Mal'Ganis — enhancement shaman, 2005, world PvP nights
Southshore raids on a Friday. Windfury crits in general chat. If you remember the tauren who kept dying to the flightmaster, hello.
Tinkerbell — Bleeding Hollow — the gnome who taught me to fish in Booty Bay
You said fishing was the only honest profession in the game. We sat there for an hour and I caught nothing and you caught a Big-Mouth Clam and gave me the pearl. I'm a marine biologist now.
Corvin — Argent Dawn EU — we roleplayed a tavern for two years
The Lion's Pride Inn, every Thursday. You were the innkeeper who never broke character, even when the Horde raided Goldshire. I have the chat logs. I've never reread them. I might, if you're here.



















